Movies Taught Me How To Dream |
I'm like Felix the cat's magic bag of tricks. |
| me at 10 pm: | oh i should go to bed soon |
| me at 2 am: | oh i should go to bed soon |
(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife, via medulla--oblongata)
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| me when I first joined tumblr: | lol I probably won't ever use this |
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
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SO THAT’S HOW THEY DO IT
I find this strangely interesting to look at :I
holy shit that’s not how I thought they’ve done it…my whole life is a lie…
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A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
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Miley speaks for us all.
do u ever start being friends with someone
and then u get to know them
and its like
no wait
i dont actually like you
can we stop this...
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 Followed by this.
FUCKING THANK YOU.